Ah Mondays. Today is Day 1 of my new lifestyle and it did not start so smooth.

I wake up and start to get ready. I walk into the bathroom to turn on my hair straightener and it breaks. My $100 hair straightener that is the crutch of my sexiness BREAKS! Not a good start.

I proceed to making it a “hat” day. I have a yogurt and proceed on to work.

I get to work and the building engineer informs us that our door is broke. It actually looks like the door has either been kicked in or broken in to. We’ll never really know because nothing appears to be missing but whatever, he’s fixing it.

That’s been my day so far. I am eating a bowl of rather bland oatmeal. I really had high hopes for my vanilla, almond, and honey oatmeal by quaker but it really needs some butter or brown sugar! Fat. I know.