So before I hit ignore on my friend request from Barry, I decided to look at all his friends. Most were African American females with large chests and interesting looking weaves. There were a few white girls but they were also bigger. Now I’m not nearly as big as some of these other women. I mean, I have a pony keg and a large chest but these were voluptuous women. I also began to think “Why would add me?” and then it dawned on me…MAYBE when he signed up for facebook he did some sort of sync with his email and it had searched facebook with the same emails he had in his address book. But then I thought about that some more…and that sync would have sent me an email asking me to join facebook and become friends with him. Instead, I just had a friend request.
So I just wanted to say, that I am glad I hit ignore because it’s one thing for me to be a “friend” with a random college republican because of where I work but it’s another for some rando to think about his request. It’s almost like premeditated. Premeditating facebooking should be banned.
