1. Why does metro feel the need to move the trains 3 feet every 3 seconds? All it does is make passengers irritated and nauceous.

2. If you’re going to show up to class an hour late, don’t even bother coming!

3. When there are 10 million open seats, why do you feel the need to sit next to me?!

4. Fun fact: Annandale, VA is home to apparently all the Koreans in Northern VA. It’s like the Mira Mesa of the DC Beltway.

5. Also, this relates back to complaint numbers 2 and 3, don’t show up to class late, decide to sit next to me, and then type of your blackberry the remainder of class. I’m not the only one who can hear your rudeness.

6. DC smokers: you are not out of the metro station when you hit the escalator. Please refine from lighting your nasty cancer stick until you get out of the station. And if you can’t, well then I hope you die.

7. Federal holidays in the middle of the week are stupid.

8. Happy Execution Day to John Malvo! You deserve to die and I hope Satan has your seat warmed.

9. I love my mac but sometimes their programs try too hard to be “simple”. For example, if I want to insert a picture, it says “choose”. At first glance, why would anyone think choose means insert a picture?

10. I bought Luis a new video game. I only have myself to blame.