Let me tell you about my Monday. I woke up feeling refreshed after getting 9 full hours of uninhibited sleep (with the aid of Tylenol PM) with the intentions of having a GREAT Monday. I put some music on as I get ready and head out the door by 9:15. I get 1 block away from the metro and realize that I forgot to drop off my dry cleaning at the front desk. So I go back. I also made a wardrobe error by bringing a jacket when it was 59 degrees outside. 9:30 rolls around and I’m not only late, but also looking like a hot mess.

I also remembered when I got home to grab my new jeans to drop them off to alter the length. (Please refrain from making short jokes. I’ve heard them all.) I get to work and drop the jeans off. The chinawoman tells me they will take a week and after hassling her for a few minutes, she agrees to have them done Wednesday afternoon at the bargain price of $20. I leave to go to Orlando on Thursday and wanted to sport my new jeans so they needed to be done ASAP.

Get to work, nothing exciting. I leave for school and my professor ends up being 25 mins late, which is cool because I didn’t have anything else to do but wait. I come home and cook my steak, which tasted funny, so I’m hoping I don’t regret it later. Luis is playing video games and I need to shower.

That was my Monday.

Tomorrow I must deal with the incompetent hair dressers of DC and get my base lightened. My roots are showing and to avoid the skunk look, I must overpay some under trained “stylist” to perform subpar highlighting. :theresnoplacelikehome:theresnoplacelikehome:

Luis wants a shout out. Here is your shout out.