3 months since my last update? Does that sound familiar?
Where to start?
California?
Israel?
Summer funtivities?
Ridiculous political rantings?
Hm…Let’s just start somewhere around April. I don’t think anything important happened that month…except Luis turning 24 and me being the best girlfriend ever and buying him a 32 gb iPad. Yes folks, not just the 16, but the 32. I ball hard.
I don’t think anything else super important happened in April. I finished chapter 1 of my thesis…but yeah…nothing else.
MAY
May was a busy month. First, I finished up the spring semester. I procrastinated most of the semester so the bulk of the work came down to the final 3 weeks. It’s done and over with and I finished with flying colors!
Mid May, I went to California to visit my mother for her birthday. And because my drunk ass lost my drivers license in March and I was tired of carrying around my passport. The visit was splendid. I saw all my friends (I think). Ate copious amounts of REAL Mexican food and even sunned myself at the beach.
Late May I jetsetted to Israel–one of the most amazing countries on earth. I was basically sponsored to go so the only thing I paid for was souvenirs and the occasional night cap at the local watering hole. I spent 10 days, 5 of which in Jerusalem, touring the country and learning about the threats Israeli’s face from not only the neighbors to the North, South, East, and West but also the threats inside their own country. I’m not going to go into a long political rant about the Left and their crazy favoring of the Palestinians but the media is definitely not accurately portraying what the Israeli’s are trying to work towards with the Palestinians. Don’t ever get my started on the Flotilla incident either. We arrived in Israel that day it happened so security was tight, to say the least. If America wants to build a fence, they should hire the Israelis!
JUNE
I get back from Israel to jump right back into the grind with work and summer school. I put on this amazing banquet for work where we had Karl Rove, Rep. Paul Ryan, Rep. Aaron Schock, Morton Blackwell, and several other notable leaders in the conservative movement attend and give speeches. It was the inaugural summer banquet and with the success of this past one, I am confident next years will be even better.
Since the banquet, I am just been extremely busy with this godforsaken online class on national security. I wanted to have a semi relaxed summer so I opted for an online class. Huge mistake. I will have transcribed so much by the time this class is over, I could have written my thesis on national security strategy. Insane.
I also bought Reagan–my new car. It’s fully loaded…nav, heated/cooled seats/ white exterior (of course), black/sterling interior, and rides like a magic carpet. I could not be more pleased.
JULY
So the 4th of July just passed and I had a fantastic weekend. I can’t remember Friday so it must have not been spectacular. Saturday I went to a party for a new employee and we wondered over to Capitol Hill for a late night drink and grill cheese sandwich. Sunday, I went to this conservative soiree where there was pulled pork, blue grass music, snow cones, kickball, and a petting zoo. After the BBQ, we went skeet shooting where I successfully hit 13 out of 50 clays. Considering I have not shot a gun since I was probably about 8, this was regarded as a major success for me. Afterwards, we watched the fireworks on the National Mall, something I’ve never done before and of course, wondered to a bar to bullshit and eat. Today has been dubbed a “homework day” as I have been playing catch up from the weekend.
Pictures you ask? Most of my pictures are on facebook. I deleted my Flickr account because I couldn’t sensor my name and pictures from coming up on google. Sounds petty but I don’t need the world googling my name and seeing me drunk in Vegas. Or at the hospital with stitches in my head from St. Patrick’s Day because I was drunk.
Speaking of alcohol, I have decided to take a sabbatical from drinking. Maybe not a real sabbatical but I’ve cut back drastically to how much I drink. I practically don’t really drink anymore, with the exception of a Smirnoff Ice here and there. Or when Luis takes pity on me at the bar and buys me a Long Island. While the days of being a lush were fun and filled with great memories, being a lush really counters the progress I make at boxing. So for now, toodaloo alcohol!
Now the rest of the summer–
Next weekend, I’m going to a wedding in Nashville–yeehaw! My friend Luke is getting married on the steps of the state capitol, which for us political nerds, sounds friggen amazing! At the end of the month, I’ll be in Belgium and Germany for a week for school, which I’m super excited for. In August, Eddie and Yvone come to town with Chris Walker and we are going to hit the Big Apple up. Come September, I’ll be experiencing my quarter life crisis and will be celebrating it in Boston with Miss Ashley Jackson and company. September on- taking back Congress one seat at a time!